'Bork'.

On August 16th I was ordering pancakes with Annie and my dad on the Olu Deniz boardwalk. 'What's your name?' the Turkish cook asked to keep track of his orders. 'Mark' I said. 'Bork' he said, mishearing, and wrote it down on his pad. After 10 minutes he summened me for the food by shouting 'Bork'! My dad laughed. 'A good name for you!' he said. Annie liked it too. So it stuck.